Category: Game Parlor
This is sort of a non-offensive sarcastic game. Someone will ask a question at the end of the post. You have to give a silly answer. Here's the twist:
The question must be serious. Everything from "Why is my sister taking all my toys?" to: "Will my Sister-In-Law have twins?"
So, I'm going to ask the first question in the next post. The post following, should have a silly answer, followed by a serious question. No cruelty. If you want to be mean, find the rant board, and post a topic, or something. This is all in fun., with a tiny serious spin. And, I like things that way.
Blessings,
Silly Obvious Sarah
Why is the IPhone so expensive?
Because it costs a lot of money to squeeze that Seri person inside the phone.
Why do bad things happen to good people?
So the good people don't forget themselves and start acting bad.
Why do people say we are going to have a cold winter, when we were supposed to have one years ago?
Because they are probably weathermen, and that's the only job you can get paid to do and be wrong.
Why do farts stink?
I think that mine smell like a dewy meadow in the spring, thank you very much.
Why can't we have world peace?
They say the best thing a woman can do is learn to love her mans gas lol
because we have world trades!
why are people liars?
Because they can't stand up.
Why is the sky blue?
Because because because because of the wonderful things he does.
Why are the different timezones so confusing?
because the world is timeless!
why is Donald trump gay?
Because he is.
Why does junk food taste so good?
So kids have something to do, while watching cartoons.
Why do Yellow-Jackets, the wasp thing, exist?
so people could look stupid.
why do people use facebook?
To plan secret invasions of their local parks.
When will the next natural disaster happen?
When Hell freezes over. (Which is both a time answer and a potential disaster).
Why does the sun rise in the East and set in the West?
It needs its daily exercise. It has to travel from one side to the other. That way at night, it can be tired enough to sleep.
Why does it take a tragedy, to help us see something's not safe?
Because people see the evil in the world. (sorry, couldn't think)
why is Poe so dark?
Because that gives people a reason to ask why.
Why were we often told as kids that dinosaurs were extinct?
because kids wanna play dina with a cat!
why is the sky blue?
Because that's God's favourite colour
Why is the pope a catholic?
Because, when growing up, he played church in his backyard. His favourite was to pretend to be the pope, as Roman Catholic was his favourite franchise.
What is in Mcdonalds secret sauce?
blood for us to turn into vampires!
what is instegram?
A very rapid unit of measurement!
How far is the east from the west?
Fly East from West, and you'll know. First, you need wings. Good luck! LOL
Why do politians wait till Doomsday, to agree on something?
Because only doom happens when politicians agree.
Will we have an early winter this year?
no, but we might have an early melty summer!
what is a gothic?
No idea about you lot, but it's all about the Ausies and it's approaching summer; yay.
Why is this world round?
So we get confused, when we go south of the Equator.
Why, if the world is round, do we not hang upside-down, like on those cool fair rides?
Because you'd fall off.
What would I do without chocolate?
Have perfect teeth!
What is love?
It's when people go kissy kissy all over town!
what's hate?
A feeling I have toward this terrible cold I have.
Why did I have to be born in fall?
Because that's better than not being born at all.
Why can't I sleep all night long?
Because you're nocturnal.
Why do people get sick?
Because if it wasn't people getting sick, their animals might make up for it in severity of sickness.
Why ask why?
Because Y is a crooked letter that can't be made straight.
Who invented the English language?
I don't know, but I think my Grandpa C invented the Fowl one.
Can anyone define "Normal"?
Can anyone define "not normal"?
Why are toilets in aerplanes laid out differently?
Because, they want to confuse you. See they watch us on hidden cammeras, and laugh at us when we get confused.
Should Pot be legal?
Yes because the smell of it alone .. mmmm (not)
Who decided a day should consist of 24 hours.
Oh, it had to be the government! I think I saw a document. I think the signature, is George W Bush. Hahaha!
Why do waiting lists have to be so long?
Because if they didn't exist, people wouldn't have much to complain about.
Why are some airplanes louder than others?
because they have these things called motors squeaks that make the place go boom! Lol, jk.
what's Skype?
Isn't that a kind of mouth wash? No, wait, that's Scope. LOL
What is the moon made of?
The moon is made of light; no joke, I've seen it with my blind little eyes.
What is chemistry?
That's when you get all snuggly with someone and he pokes in fun, and she takes him seriously. Nine months later, Someone's name is on a new birth Certific.
I've always been told that I see "Blackness, because you're blind." What does that blackness look like?
hmm, vampires?
what are collors?
Kinky fun.
Do you think 26 letters is enough to make an alphabet?
It depends on the value of the numerical components of each letter's geometrical clown diapers.
What's a Stork?
The bird that brought you to your Mom and Dad.
Why can't we all live where there's never winter?
because winter is for the weird winter faries!
why do people think blindies can't do anything?
Because we can't duh (Lol :)
How big is the internet?
Itt's as big as a giant!
how big is the world?
As big as a horse.
Where is Apple's headquarters?
Right next to Santa's Workshop, so we blindies can ask Santa for IPhones, IPadds, IPods, or any other thing we want. How do you like them "Apples?" Hahaha!
Why do low-income programs always ask me what race I am?
because they're in yo business!
why are tests stressful?
Because not only does the test test you on the subject, it is a stress test for
your body. They do it on purpose to try to figure out who can stand the most
stress.
What classes should I take for my next semester of grad school? :p
How to get the zone back and perfect peace and harmony.
Where is the first thing to go in your driverless car?
go to the nearest ice cream shop! Lol, I would. :d
why is Sia so amazing?
Because, someone saw she looked hot. You know, most famous people are only grabbed up by ego-driven agents, that sell their sexy looks, right? Well, you do now.
Why are kid science shows so lame and visual?
because they want the kids to snore in their science class. :d
why is algebra a pain in the ass?
Because if students' asses are paining them, it will encourage them to move it (phyz ed)
What are three benefits to wearing an afro today?
Looking good, making others smile, and finding out you have a scalp, when it hurts from all that stuff being done to it.
What's the benefits of having shorter hair?
I'm glad you asked, miss spears! For one, you'll never have to worry about it dangling into the terrible gruel every morning noon and night you and your friends Oliver twist and annie eat at that awful orphanage Voldemort runs. Your shepherd won't mistake a long brade for a tug toy when you're trying to sleep. And you can stop running from that crackhead whose been dieing to sell your hair.
What is it about tits and ass that makes guys so irrational?
rational? no way.
Why is it so hard to stay motivated sometimes?
Oh, I don't want to talk about motivation. Guess I'm not motivated enough, or it's just rainy, and what's really the point of going out in that wet stuff, anyway? Hahaha!
Why are they making it hard for me to get this medical scann done?
In order to have your question answered, you'll need to fill out this 500 page waver, complete a four year screening process, and have your name randomly selected by a shreeking poop throwing chimp.
What sound do the fish make on old mcdonald's farm?
The catfish meow, seals bark, and goldfish sound like coins, when they hit the tank walls.
Thank you for that last answer, that made me crack up!
Can a woodchuck really chuck wood? Have you seen them do it?
No I haven't seen them; I'm blind. Lol Lol
Why did the company Apple go with that name?
Because Steve Jobs loved apples.
Why is tai chi so hard to learn?
The pr team was all set to give it the clever name, "hi5's most addictive inventions ever." They sent it to the logo designing team who spoke in a language no one has ever heard or understood, and it translated into a word that sounded very much like apple. They sent it over to the editing team and they made corrections. And that, my child, is the legend of the great loodmoodatroodscoodavoodkoodnaboodzoodnahog!
Who lives in Texas?
the cowboys who just go yee haw and play with woodie's gang! lol
who lives in Arizona?
Scottt lives in scottsale, Scar lives in scarsdale, and dumbledore's bird lives in phoenix.
What would a professional gambler put on his job application?
"hard working gambler who stops at nothing to obtain the desired results".
How do I get to the centre of the earth?
Dig a hole!
How can a deaf-blind person communicate, if they can't sign with their hands?
By screaming at the top of their lungs until someone guesses what to do to shut'em up. For example, a person who cannot hear and cannot see smells some yummy food and is hungry. The person who cannot hear and cannot see will make a mad dash for said food and, should anyone try and stop the unseeing and unhearing person, they begin to holler until released to enjoy the goodies. (ok I admit it. I'm hungry as I write this lol)
What's it like being married to a garbage collecter?
Don't know, but at least you'd know that what you saw was exactly what you got. He's a trash collector and every time you take him out, you take out trash (being him of course).
Did anyone else realize that a previous question was missed?
Putrid; I think i want a divorce. No-one comes over because our house always has stinky trucks in the yard.
Why can't we fly like birds?
I think I did, but forgot the question.
To answer the flying question:
We can fly. They make these big, huge, monstr-sized things, crowd a load of us in, after we've paid more than we can afford, and we take off, and fly! Don't try flying without one. If you don't bust a tooth, you'll sprain or break an ankle.
Have you ever heard a catfish meow?
I don't think so. Maybe if I stopped chomping on its crispy, flaky, battered goodness...
How did the grinch get that christmas tree up the chimney?
He just pulled it up and made the chimney big with his foot. lol
why are people so rude to others?
Because it's the new "cool".
What would you say if your partner said he was leading a double life but did not tell you what his other life was?
I'd say, "So that's where it went! Keep your hands and ass off my big black dildo, you freak!"
How was it that man discovered the creation of fire?
so, he was playing with the hot burning coals and was like, hmm, so this burns? it's on fire! so he called it "fire". haha!
why is U.s history so boring?
Because nobody cares about their own country. Lol
How was it that man discovered we can eat egs?
Well life was pretty lame. They got tired of clubbing things to death and dragging their wives around the caves by their hair. One day, captain cave man invented the interesting hobby of eating anything and everything. If one didn't die from eating it, it became part of the diet. Fred, one of the more beligerant of nianderthols said to his friend barney, "lets eat the differently colored bird shit!"
They didn't like the hard thing on the outside, but the creamy stuff on the inside was ambrosia! Everybody loved them, and to distinguish them from the other looking, and not so tasty birdshit, they called them oogabooga, also known as eggs.
What happened to the taco bell chiwawa?
(love your answers Hi5. I didn't answer this yesterday because I didn't realize there was a chiwawa re tacco bill).
It was fried by the Mexicans.
Why did "they" decide that key 5 should be the number to put a dot on all telephones?
because there were kindergardeners pressing the number 5 all the time so,
then they were like, hey, let's put the number 5 on the keypad! hahaha!
why are people moody when they don't get sleep?
Because if they weren't moody, people would be asking them how they could be happy after not having gotten much sleep.
Aren't cats like the worst pets ever?
nah, they're ranked number 1!
aren't dogs the loyalist animals ever?
Yes, so treat them with exactly same respect as they treat you.
Why don't olives from subway taste like real olives?
Because, if'n it ain't real, it'll be made of that there Soy crap! Enjoy the Soy Olives! LOL
How can someone with no experience get work?
If you're a dude, dress up in an elmo suit and harass tourists on time square in new york city to take pictures of their family with you for $20 a pop. If you're a woman, go topless around time square in new york city and charge $50 a grope (its legal, ya know! Going topless that is. A cop asks any question about the money for groping thing, I know you not!)
How'd oprah get so rich?
by singing opera for a long time and well, people were like oww, let's just pay
and get outa here. :d
how did Enrique Iglesias become famous?
Because he's cute (not that I'd know but a lot of teens do).
Why do food products from the supermarket get smaller and smaller as time goes by?
They want to kill us off.
What is cool about alcohol? This is a serious question, remember, so serious=silly=l.o.l.
it's like crack... oh wait, that's alcohol?
No question ask here.
oops, forgot the question. sorry.
why do people judge your writing? (serious but make this funny!)
Because they know they could never do as well as you.
Why three blind mice not four or more?
hahaha, because 3 is a sacred number right? like three fates, three gods,
well, you get the idea...
why is harry potter flying on a broom?
Because he tried flying on a dustpan but the pan flew away in the wind. He tried flying on a vacume cleaner and he got tangled up in the long ass cord before the whole thing came apart and dropped a whole bag of chocolate frog wrappers and headwig's droppings and dirt all over a screaming muggle. He tried flying on a mop, but Jinny, whom was just behind him as he put a foot over one side called him mop-tailed butt before bursting into uncontrolable laughter. He tried flying on my cane and got tired of sighted wizards forcing assistance on him and grabbing him without warning. Hermione got tired of this and thrust a broom into his face saying, "use a broom, you idiot!" And he never tried extacy ever again.
What did Hariot Tubman say to the other people she was helping escape through the underground railroad?
she said, "hurry up, people! hurry up or I'll send you back to your masters!
they ran like lightning! :d
is Nat turner a blood thursty person?
Na, he only wanted to send his slave mastas to heaven faster!
Will you guys write a chain story with me here on the zone?
Yes I will because you seem to have a very funny sense of humour.
Why do we all like candy (lollies in our language) but not vegemite.
cuz Candy is our "heaven and Vegies are for cowboys!
Why are comments on youtube are mean?
Cos the only ones who can't mean are those who have contributed to this post, and I will place a bet none of us have commented on youtube
Why do people say birds sing when they cheap?
aren't
Because cheap is a dirty word! Ever refused to tip at that fancy restaurant?
What's a brigand?
Isn't that a brand of shampoo?
Why does winter have to make us freeze, till we can't stop shaking?
Because winter is not a physical being but a spirit who aims to seek revenge for getting so hot in summer.
What's the quickest way to cound the granes of sand on a beach?
Give up, before you start! LOL
Why didn't anyone look at my animal house board?
Because the house in which your board is located has growling snarling lions and tigers and bears residing in it!
Why do kids and sometimes adults pea in the swimming pool?
it's called laziness! cuz, "it's too far" :d
why is Nick in the Great Gatsby a drunkard?
Because we're all gunna die one day and he may as well make sure he dies happy. :)
Why do people lie?
Because, TRUTH is a big, fat, huge, giantic, monster, and it will eat you!
I'm waiting for my niece to be born, and she's my niece. Why am I acting like I'm having the baby? Still don't for get... Silly Answers. Even if that was a loaded one.
Well, miss wheels of fire, the only logical explanation to your inquory is that you have a powerful desire to experience the excruciating pains of labor. Oh yes! You yearn to have strange cravings, cry for no reason, to have contractions so bad you could crush solid rock to dust in one hand. Completely normal for you to feel such. Every woman does. At least according to darwin, or was it froid?
How did zebras get their stripes?
Well, God caught a zebra playing in paint. So He says: "IF YOU WANT TO HAVE PAINT ON YOU, I'LL GIVE YOU STRIPES!"
To this day, they have stripes!
Now, why is it, that babies seem to take forever to want to be born? I have baby on the brain, so just gim me a passifier, and shut me up! :P
Cos it's nice and warm in there, and it's noisy and scarey outside.
Why does my brain not stop ticking sometimes thereby preventing me from sleeping?
"If you're blind, and have trouble sleeping at night, you may suffer from Non24..." I know. Quoting another commercial. But, it fight right in there.
Why do so many folks like that Blue Tooth stuff? I think it sounds awful...
Because teeth shouldn't be blue; the paint tastes gross for a start.
When teleporting is invented for humans, how will it work?
first, think of hogwarts, and bingo! you will be teleported there with all the
wizards. You're a muggle so you don't want to get killed by Harry Potter's
wand! :d
Why is Triss so brave?
Because every morning she gulps down seventeen thousand gallons of fresh juice from the ugly fruit.
Who is Forrest Gump?
He's that bloke with the crazy accent who "just keeps on runnin".
Why is Wednesday called "hump day"?
Because Sally and that anoying ass cammel from the gyco comercial spat at the president till he made it a law.
What ingrediants make up a butterfinger?
butter, and a finger rapped in chocolate! wait what? :p
How many licks does it take to get in the center of a tootsie pop?
The only being who knows is the legendary toothless tongue creature. It will out-lick the filthiest bathing cat, and the most slobbery, owner climbing mut!
Very serious question now, so answer me and make me laugh! Why did Hurricane Matthew devistate Haiti?
Because it got bored after it devistated Harry Potter and his vacuum cleaner and dust pan.
why did my bunny die?
Because it needed to talk to dead bunny friends.
Serious question: why did my boyfriend hit on my friend? make me laugh! :p
Because he is so crazy about you and content that he wants all the other girls know he can't be taken so helikes to rub it in their face and then go home with you at the end of the day.
He is like a dog that brings you a toy and shakes it in your face then runs off when your reaching for it. He also likes to stick his butt in the air and sniff other peoples butts all the time.
Why does he, a friend, never speak of his girlfriend but says he is going out with friends when telling me his plans... Then post on facebook and a group that he is with his girlfriend? I thought we were just friends so why the secrets? Is he not trusted as a friend? I am so confused. why DO SOME PEOPLE MAKE BEING FRIENDS SO HARD. LOL Should I ditch him all together ? What else is he lying about...? any advice, PM me... sorry if it is too serious. I am so confused.
Oh and I nearly forgot, he sent me messages he loves me? should I be worried? hmm!!! I thought he was just being friendly...
because that is the way the King of floating cheesy puffs wishes it to be.
who was john cena?
He was the great ambassador of the poopdeck. Lol, poop!
Why did the 1 bus leave me out on that cold Sunday morning?
because I used my mental telepathy to tell it to? sure...that works
why do I have to go to school?
Who told you that? I aint a nevva ben a sscoolin and taint nowhere a pare of tits and cooch caint guetcha!
Why were those homeless people having a fight?
Because they couldn't decide who should stand on their left foot and who should clap their hands.
Why does my neighbor have loud surround sound when he is playing video games.
because JOHN CENA said so
why is the sky blue?
Because the song in the Clariton comercial commanded it to be that color from now on.
How big is your nose?
So big that the 7 little dwarfs drills diamonds out of it instead of picking boogers.
What is a cabbage patch?
a place where they create lethal weapons against children
forgot to write a question... where do boogers come from?
From a slot I mean snot machine.
When Hillary Clinton lost the presidential race for the second time, what did she say to herself?
"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!!!!"
why won't my mother let me get a cat?
Cause if you get a cat, it'll live in your hat, and cause all kinds of trouble when your mother's away.
What did gay cowboys do in the old west?
the same thing as any other cowboys.
what kind of food does donald trump eat? (iww trump is evil)
Well, when he was running for president, he was seen on camera eating a taco on cinco de mayo, fried chicken on Martin Luther King Junior's birthday, and an eggroll on chinese new year. As you can see, it worked!
Does a woodchuck chuck wood?
Nah, it chucks branches and trees and chucks baseballs!
Why does a groundhog have to hog stuff?
I'll reply on behalf of the groundhog.
"I have such an important job for humans, the least they could do is let me eat all their food, take all their stuff and have my way all the time. Sheesh!"
What are three good trates about Elmer Fudd?
1: (insert trait here)
2: he has good traits
3: he's not a person...???
why do i get nervous when presenting to the class?
Because its just too repulsive to imagine your wrinkly old teacher and the rest of your classmates in their smelly streaked underwear.
Where do turtles live?
in soup. what time is it?
Its time for a mime to climb a windchime.
I didn't see the movie, so can you tell me who phramed Roger Rabbit?
john cena. what's 9 + 10?
It equals a number of years that is waaaaaaay too late for you to return a used pair of underwear to victoria's secret.
Are you in love with John Cena?
The answer is unclear. please try again later.
why do I always love the evil characters in the video games?
They're not evil. Only misunderstood. Therefore, you are only in sympathy for poor unfortunate souls. Or maybe you just have a desire to melt medalsome moustashioed plummers in hot, hot lava!
Why is life so hard?
Because if it were soft and squishy, we would think it was a marshmallow, then we'd eat it. And we can't have everybody eating life, now can we?
How do I know if I can trust somebody?
You hack into the computer of their mind and install the hell tabby 666 spywear and when they even think of betraying you, you destroy their hard drive reducing them to a living breathing vegetable.
What's an abortion?
pest control.
Will this guy be mad that I like him?
Yes, but its only because the creature living in his head made him do it.
How much will I like the wristlet I want to buy?
so much that you'll marry it.
What will happen with me and this guy I like? (stupid question, but make me laugh!!)
You will live in a castle made of sand, make friends with men made of snow, eat pies made of mud and have many children made of gingerbread which you will promptly eat.
How do you do the macarena?
first, you get some of those tube-shaped noodles, pour in a gallon or 10 of barbecue sauce. Then, you put in those hawaiian nuts that go really good with white chocolate. Then, you repeatedly jump up in the air screaming "maaaaaaah maaaaah maaaaaaah!!!!!!!" while dumping this concoction all over your head.
Why do people spell "jeff" "geof"?
Because those people wrote that word after listening to a speech so long and so boaring they had no idea where their bellybuttons began and their fingers ended.
What's a burroing animal?
Something small and greenish-yellowish-brownish that lives deep in your nose....oh wait, that's a booger.
Why does my friend have red hair?
Because your friend's hair is actually very fine dehydrated ketchup spaghetti.
Where's Brixton?
(*acquiring a goofy-sounding British accent*) 'ow should I know? (bleh)
What is the name of my mother?
Your mommy's name is Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca Banana fanna bo besca the third.
When will I move to the west coast?
When pigs fly to a frozen Hell.
Why does it snow?
Well, you've heard of a rain dance. You've heard of a sun dance. Now let me tell you about the snow dance! It is the one legged snow dance performed by the magic carot headed fairies. They hop and spin while yelling, rumpelt stiltskin! And the white snow falls all around all around and the white snow falls all around. The end.
Why didn't cinderella leave the 3 jerks she lived with and get a real job?
You were referencing A song I think....?
Um....Well, they had used their powers of radio-active-rainbow-tiger hypnosis, to convince her to stay there and slave away to their evil, robotic-hipocritical deeds.
Why am I so obsessed with Skies of you-know-where?
Because they, very much like pinky and the brain, wish to take over the world. With the world over playing and playing this addictive game, Victory is mine! moo-hoo-ha-ha-ha. Moo-hoo-ha...wait. Did I say mine? I meant theirs...theirs!
When will you eat rice again?
When the price of rice in China exceeds the price of ice in Pakistan, thereby and henceforth decreasing the likelyhood of polar bears to be trampling the rice fields of Norway thereby and hencebackwards will the price of rice be lowered by 94364291% thereby and henceforth making it cheaper, and thus, thereby and hencesideways, will I buy the rice and the forks and spoons and bowls and plates to eat said rice and....Wait....I don't even like rice!
When will people fly to mars`?
Lol to that last answer!
We will fly to Mars when madame bacon marries sir egg, When a drunken sailor grows some dreds, When a coin is fashioned from a porpoises head, When that hermit finally packs up and leaves its tool shed.
Why did those roman guys fall in love with Clio Patra?
I believe it had to do with that rice........
Will I ever visit Japan?
Madame hi5 the great gypsy will gaze into her crystal ball for the answer. It comes...it comes more clearly...now...here it is. You will never visit the rising son country until you marry a rich japanese business cow. Did you think I was going to say man?
What are the benefits of wearing a spongebob suit to a job interview?
Well, here is the scientific chart that I just happen to have out...:
For an interview for being a doctor: You'll be more likely to increase the ambidextrous dexterity of your left nostril.
For an interview for being a bank person: You will decrease the chances of them thinking you are a homelless gorilla from Timbucktoo.
For an interview to be a interviewer: How is that a job? Who interviewed the first interviewer? hmm......
For an interview to be spongebob: Cheese.
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Is it normal to have 6 heads?
The great aintient egyptian philosophors discussed this very subject at great length. The abstract and profound answer then is this. The abnormality of having 6 heads is normal. This answer was brought to you by the Hurdy Gurdy foundation for the pursian feather hat restoration.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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What should I do if my head explodes?